OLD AF
“You’ll Be Lucky If You’re This OLD AF”
Overdue Liberation from Dismissal, Ageism, and Forgetting.
We’re cheeky. We’re serious. We’re millions strong.
We’ve worked longer, lived harder, and voted more than anyone else, and we’re still being ignored.
That ends here.
“🪨 You Found a Rock. You Found a Movement.”
This isn’t just a painted pebble.
It’s a Truth Bomb, and you just pulled the pin.
Each rock carries a message: ageism stops here.
We’re tired of being dismissed, ignored, written off.
So we’re fighting back — one rock, one slogan, one demand at a time.
👉 The QR you scanned has brought you to the heart of it: OLD AF (Overdue Liberation from Dismissal, Ageism & Forgetting).
Now you’re in:
Read the Manifesto → see what we’re demanding.Spread the word → share your rock find, drop your own, kick the apathy right between the legs.
Because this isn’t about a pebble.
It’s about power.
It’s about making ignoring older people impossible.
🔥 The OLD AF Advantage Card
They’ve raised retirement to 67. Fine. But if they want us to work longer, then give us something back now, not when we’re already worn out. The OLD AF Advantage Card is our flagship demand:
The UK’s first membership + discount card for people 50 and over.• Discounts at shops, DIY stores, and garden centres.
• Gym and health memberships for longer, stronger lives.
• Culture, travel, and lifestyle perks.“Why wait until 67 for a discount? We deserve it at 50.”
We’re not burdens. We’re premium consumers with spending power. Respect us — or lose us.
Our Demands
🏷️ OLD AF Advantage Card
Discounts, perks, recognition, respect.
🎥 Representation in Media & Advertising
Show us as we are: strong, diverse, real.
🔄 Fair Work & Retraining Beyond 50
Real pathways to adapt, retrain, and thrive.
🏋 Health & Gyms Now, Not at 67
Stronger bodies, longer working lives.
🆓 Flexible Retirement & Lifelong Learning
Choice over one-size-fits-none.
🤝 Intergenerational Projects
Unite communities, share skills, end divides.
🏛 UK Commissioner for Older People
A dedicated voice in government for 50+.
⚡ The Power of Over 50
We’re not past it. We are it.1 in 3 people in the UK is over 50. That’s more than 25 million of us.We control £2.95 trillion in property wealth, over half of the nation’s housing wealth.Our pension pots average £140,000+ each.We drive over half of all consumer spending in the UK.In elections? Over-60s cast 1.3 ballots for every 1 ballot by under-40s.We are the workers, carers, volunteers, and creators with decades of skill, and resilience.
👉 Ignore us at your peril. Respect us, and we change everything.